America's Sport of the Future

The future is a daunting topic. Many get stressed out about the uncertainty surrounding the topic, which is why I've come to the rescue. Sure you might worry about climate change or international relations, but I know the real issue that plagues the youth of the great country we call America.

Think of all the countless times you've thought about how you're getting tired of the same lame sports your grandparents had. The NBA has too much drama, the NFL only suspends perverts for 11 games and soon players won't have brains from CTE, Hockey and Soccer get dominated by other major sports, and few have the attention span to watch baseball. It's time for change, it's time for team handball.

Team handball, a sport with a wide following globally that has yet to catch on in the United States. Fans go nuts for this because it is just the most insanely perfect sport. Quite possibly the sport that America could dominate like no other. Think of basketball, but with a ball you could palm and goals with goalies like soccer. What do you get? Electricity. Period.

This has nothing to do with the fact this sport perfectly caters to my very limited athletic skillset. If I have a legacy, let that legacy be handball. I will be the Johnny Appleseed of handball. I'm willing to travel across the country in a semi-truck promoting it whilst I train to be the best. You know who else traveled across the country in a semi truck training? Lincoln Hawk, Sylvester Stallone's character in the hit 80's film Over the Top.

Second straight Over the Top reference and we went downhill REAL quick. It only gets worse from here folks. But takeaway from the blog of the day, handball --- buy stock now. Hop on the handball truck/train/bandwagon while you still can and join the movement.

Sincerely,

The Founder